2010 AMP resolutions

[Ruben Najera]

Thanks for the kind words, gentlemen.

My cock stays limp for roughly 22 hours a day...otherwise I'd get nothing done at all.

This poll is so cute...I can't believe there wasn't choice for "Increase National Gross Blowjob Product" whereby the number of blowjobs would be increased in tandem with a commensurate REDUCTION in overall expenditures of disposable consumer income on blowjobs resulting in a condition of MORE BLOWJOBS FOR LESS.

 

[Melodie]

Well put JAXX....

KOREAN and proud, some of the most beautiful woman in the world....Olivia and May (and Nikki, Jane, Jinjny, Kana, Michelle) at E4AKorea are just the tip of the proverbial ICEBURG

LET's hope OTIS doesn't get writer's block....or LIMP Cock.... ;-)

Here is to a prosperous 2012 for all of the good ones out there...

 

[GorEvoioie]

I noticed I've been on massageplanet for five years now.
My goals for 2012 are not much different, but maybe a little less nostalgic, than my goals for 2010.


The thirst and quest for strange is always lurking, but the comfort of being a regular continues.

I welcome Otis as the greatest newbie essayist/reviewer last year.

One other recent trend I am pleased about is Koreans are proud and now promote themselves as Korean;
in prior years they were generically oriental, Asian or 'Japanese'. Way to go Korea4adam !

I hope the 300/400 houses revert back to genuine pics, and stop stretching to hourglass figures with bubble butts and Lady Gaga eyes.

I hope the Flushing market gets as organized as midtown and texts me when they move or bring in new talent. They know not much about customer relations or marketing, but their carnal knowledge is adequate to lure me out of the city.

I still want to swim in the Fuji pool, and take another look at (with PaperPusher's encouragement) the therapeutic ladies of downtown Flushing.

Obligatory pictures to follow:

1. Asa is one of my favorite actresses, but I've been face to face with better looking talent because of ads, reviews and leads here on massageplanet.
She plays an RA is some R+T and Nuru style incalls.



Amusing ASA interview (almost SFW, it's on Youtube) http://youtu.be/SWe3Zbp0EX8


2. (photoshop critique) It's not limited to anonymizing out facial or dental features, birthmarks, tattoos, scars, or blemishes. (I love how butterface Bonnie often has a bow on her tramp stamp, like DS is her gift to us).
It's not limited to gray market sex workers either, but is pervasive in fashion and celebrity promotions.

Here are some real life kgirls (average, or stubby legs and muffin-tops, black hair ?):



and here is their long legged promotional image



3. After posting this, I was reading a business web site and saw a plethora of display ads for Bonobo. I see Tasebud is having a prosperous retirement.

(very worksafe link, not what you'd think) http://www.bluelounge.com/products/bonobo/sleeve/

 

[RedNinja]

Thanks everyone...hope to keep things interesting for everyone downtown

Eden aka Will

 

[Antonia]

I think E4A is now the 4th most read thread (sort by views, Jodi is a runaway leader) but a little
less UTR.

Flop and CJJ have been sited.

Learning Korean via KMP girls is hard, they are actually speaking English with Korean intonnation and suffixes-ah.

2010 is off to a good start with many AMPs to choose from, but I'm still ISO on the indy side as my regular went very part time (and Eva stays retired and her nostalgia thread was respectfully locked) . I'm almost retired myself, but I need to know I can have an hour on demand with a favorite.

This is the last weekend for voting; polls close midnight Sunday.

 

[Tazmen]

You got 4.

 

[kel-c]

i meant greek not rimming..

 

[Clover G]

to find many places with ass play...

 

[Rehartipor]

To find a place that has tight YOUNG spinners all the time, and real beds.

 

[rentacar182]

1 and 5 would be on my list.
Thanks for 6. I am waiting.

re 11, this is what Collateral -era Tom Cruise looks like without makeup.
Did anyone like the Korean club scene in that movie ?





If you really didn't like the above pic, here are some K-girls in their native environment:

 

[vaelvgoz]

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Posted Yesterday, 04:49 PM
Last edited by ADD2008; Yesterday at 05:13 PM. Reason: showing respect for a good woman

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Would 'Hey do you know any other guys who do that ? Show them my pic and tell then to see me.' tip your scale as responsive to DATY ?

Addendum #9

Also want to pre-game at an asian coffee house.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOePtke4MrY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOePtke4MrY&feature=player_embedded

Not an addendum but a gratuitous picture:

Has anybody seen DrFo ? Wasn't this his avatar?

 

[Forever 5]

Thanks Electric and sorry Tastebud...I meant well. Guess you still have that entire list to complete afterall?

 

[builderbd]

Nope Taury,.....this is the Cjj that TBud is refering to!! -----> cjj!

FYI, He made a recent cameo appearance!! See this thread!! ----> Review TOFTT London Fetish from BP

 

[Kristy]

Hey Tastebud, I think I can help you with part of #4? I believe the CJJ you are referring to, recently returned under the username 'happycamper1968'? I'm sure you would have preferred some of the other wishes were fulfilled first, but consider this is a start.

 

[keep it classic]

1. Roll around with Carol for two hours.

2. One girl a day for six days without a finish then on day seven unleash the blue balls and bathe lucky girl number seven with my love juice after our two hour romp with prolonged teasing. After my carnal splurge that take a nap, wake up, and then watch the Jets win the super bowl while eating atomic wings with two ice cold bruski's to wash it down- phaser at my left, light saber at my right, dressed in my Trek suit. That is pretty damn close to heaven on Earth.

3. Learn how to trident..

4. Find Flop and Cjj.

5. Find the girl in the Phillies hat and wish her all of the best.

6. Write a review, not some some coy my friend told me report sin animus.

7. Get some stimulus cash for some stimulus and end the recession/ depression.

8. Master the Trident.

9. Take Niko to the limit.

10. Go to Fuji's and actually swim in the olympic sized pool and beam up to the enterprise in my speedo!

P.S. 11. Find out how Jaxx got that pic... cold. Amazing insider access. Seems like a violation of somebody's privacy with the intent to harm business. All I can say is that most of the KMP girls look better with their paint on, a few are naturally beautiful inside and out. Heat girl actually looks pretty cute with paint and in person without make up she is also cute- probably cuter as a brunette.

 

[Girls Play Halo Too?]

Good luck with that if you aren't Japanese. I couldn't even get in with a Japanese friend and I'm Asian.

I couldn't even get in an onsen in Osaka cause I have a tattoo on my hand

 

[gmeviuogitsitkexl]

I agree with JAXX on 3, 6 & 7, especially 3 ;-)

 

[OX mr. machine]

I would love to encouter the same (Quality 4-Hand), however, I have not received a good one in at least 5 years or so.

 

[blue heart]

For 2010, I hope to, in this order:

1) make love to a Mamasan, but that is way beyond reach, lol
2) find a Nuru massage place where I can experience a true body slide
3) experience a 4 hand massage
4) hobby more efficiently

 

[Jasmyn]

yikes. that's some butterface. what's a "heaterface" though?
odd that they left the face, but then apparently photoshopped her waist (see the warping of the image in the mirror near her midsection).