Dating a Massage Table

[Chance M]

To my surprise I have a BBMT fetish. The bigger the cushion...

 

[Firecracker .]

Brings back fond memories of my 1st MT - her name was Aurora Oakworks (hope it's ok to include full names). She was everything I imagined she'd be - buttery soft to the touch, respectful & always there for me. She emitted a penumbra of love. We got quite close & I was comtemplating proposing. It was love at 1st and every sight - until the day I paid her a surprise visit at her work and found her completely naked with a bare assed middle aged man mounting her. She killed a piece of me that day, but i've healed and come to terms with it. She, however, will forever be a whore. If anyone is interested in her though, I copied her website, reviews and rates below. Apparently, there's still alot of demand for her and you have to prebook at least a week in advance...

http://massagetables.zoostores.com/massagetables_en/browse/?cust_global_flags=2123&p=2&utm_campaign=Massage+Tables_Broad&utm_medium=Keywords&utm_source=Google_AdWords&utm_term=massagetables.Zoostores.com



4.4 stars

5 reviews

$326.99



Ships in 1-2 weeks




Oakworks Aurora Portable Massage Table

 

[devy]

As always, exactly as out of line as you should be. Out of your mind, perhaps, but that's why we love you.

 

[magikal]

I found a massage table in Wichita like no other - it was built with a sag in the middle... it was a very good massagee table - perhaps my ATF! Also - the TS table was like a tub on legs - 6 inches high sides - had a drain in it. Probably my ATF TS table!

Masseuse told me last December - "legs too short - too much bending, hurts my back!" So, as you can see, we all have our "predilections"...

Hope not out of line...

 

[NormaArbins]

Last time i laid a prostitute was when i was 18. Shy, couldnt talk to a girl called one up on CL. Paid her 150 for the hour. It was exciting to me at the time. We didnt kiss, i got a CBJ and she then gave me a ride and let me finish her doggy. But its true, for the most part your not gonna get a real gfe experience with a hot clean girl for cheap. Maybe in your fantasy fellas but reality bites. I blame porn for giving me false expectations hahaha The only gfe ull get is with our actual wife or gf unfortunetly lol most of these girls lay their like a fish, have a ton of rules, and let u fuk em doggy so they dont gotta look at u. Also the majority of em are always high or fuked in the head bc their sellin their little pussies for peanuts. Rest assure she will not be playing with a full deck. It cant be an easy way to live. So to me its not worth it. Better to see a massage girl or get lucky with a stripper. If they r attracted to you and u come on to them, if the moves work on them youll know whatever they do with u, fuk, let u eat, bj, etc their doing it bc they r really turned on and not faking it. And that my friends is your best bet. Either that or you gotta go into manhattan and pay the 4000 a night supermodels who r also probably actresses to get anything romotely close to what ur looking for. Lastly Im a man i know im a horny animal and i also know im not bad looking ladies like me i keep myself nice, workout, smell good, fresh breath....words of advice to you guys...if ur going to meet one of these massage girls or fs, stripper etc - if you stink like BO, have shit breath, or lets be serious are ugly as fuk or a fat peice of shit DO NOT expect these chicks to fawn all over u or get turned on by u lol your paying for a service not a miracle. It always amazes me i see guys at my job who are fuking gross to look at, and tell me they go see prostitutes and cant ubderstand why they werent naturally turned on to them. You kidding me??? Im as much a prick as the next guy but im thankful im not that delusional lol Keep urself as good looking as u can and trust me ull get lucky. If your a hopeless case im sorry for you - hey keep fighting the good fight. At the end of the day at least we got our real gfs pussy to go home to. I hate condoms so im glad i got at least one pussy i can always fuk raw when i want.

 

[Tarzan]

i'm still searching for the one but not luck, always covered.

 

[Dark]

Are you suggesting somebody was paid off under the table ?

 

[Angeline L]

Shills - lie and lie and lie some more!

 

[GreAreoueu]

But they can be really birchy at that time of the month.

Nothing worst than a periodic table.

 

[ogsnxcur]

Those massage tables can have more character and charm than a lot of these massage girls, i tell you Hwat.

 

[Brittany H]

And here I was thinking I was the only guy who got a hard on when I saw a certain piece of furniture...

 

[Dnt TriPP]

And that would have been great if she hadn't still been working five nights a week in an AMP. It was just too much to think of all those filthy mongers sullying the brand new thirty gauge vinyl.

 

[MattMCFC]

A fresh vinyl covering could be rewarded by repeated offers of watersports.

 

[Frankydoodle]

The end of the line for me was when I was expected to pay to have her reupholstered for a Christmas present. Fake tits I can abide...reupholstered massage tables? No thanks...

 

[OooZsu]

I thought we had a great relationship until she gave me splinters.

 

[Miss Laura]

I probably should try to come up with something clever to say about you trying to avoid being reminded of a recent breakup with the love seat of your life, but I'm too much of a lazy boy.

 

[aQueecourb]

I hooked up with a couple in my early hobby days, but I quickly found them to be boring and predictable, only ever offering 1 position - on all fours. I was never able to find any that were GFE (they were all ok with msog, but whenever i'd try dfk they were completely unresponsive.)

On a good note, I never had to listen to any sob stories, was never asked for a tip or a loan & their hygiene/cleanliness was always impeccable, which was important for me.

 

[E B]

I know where this thread belongs. In the joke section for the bad puns. Slow day, fellas?

I kid, I kid.

 

[Kerstin Von dielmissen]

You are suggesting we table this topic.

 

[zkepfugrinqihkewc]

In my experience the hole in the table is usually too small for my big head and too big for my small head.