The best part about semi legit massage (also an amber@SO appreciation post).

[Lalallala]

So as an old man, I get aches and pains fairly frequently. And there’s only so much pharmaceuticals can mask the pain. Also as an old man, bad habits die hard and some just don’t go away.

One of those bad habits is that I just don’t stretch enough, and that’s caused a lot of problems when you are trying to be active.

I usually like to go for massages at semis because the girls have seen enough ducks already and don’t really care if they see another micro penis like mine. And I don’t care if they see it either since they are used to it.

There’s a lot of good masseuses in the semi world but I felt that this warranted a new post since it is a first for me.

I’ve seen Amber twice before and she’s got great strength in her hand / arm massage. So today I went to see her and she remembered me. She asked what I needed to work on, and I told her my shoulders and upper back were feeling tight. So she started and then somehow she remembered my quads were always tight before. She told me to flip over, covered my groin with the sheet and went to town on my quads, and the inner and outer thigh. Omfg. Talk about pain. She took about 50 minutes just working the quads, adductors and abductors. I had never stretched them much and have pretty much never got much of a massage along there.. let alone focusing on those muscles.

Did it hurt? Yes. Like a mofo since I never stretch much and she found every knot in my quad and was determined to work my adductors. I do appreciate her being attentive before and remembering that it needed work today.

 

[cl794]

What spa is SO? these abbreviations are too much.

 

[Lalallala]

What spa is SO? these abbreviations are too much.

Serene ocean.