Computers are bastards.

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Here I sit at a computer at a Townsville City council computer. (at the local libary) Trying to do the chat room thing. For a sec there thought I was going to be lucky. It told me to put my details in which is the first time I ever saw that and then it told me no connertion. The main reason for this is that computers are bastards that should be bloodey well shot. Still might try internet massageplanete in town.
Yours Colin The Bastard Hun :twisted:
 
Computer Dicsipline

Col, sorry to hear that you still can't get into the chat room. As for shooting the computer, that's probably going a bit far. I normally find that just giving it a swift beating around the monitor usually works. I'm sure one day you'll succeed in getting into the chat room.

On a different note, have you seen or heard of Glamour Reviewom Cairns who advertises on AE? I know you don't visit AE anymore but thought maybe you had heard of her. She says she visits Townsville often. She look like a real cutey.
 
Computers are bastards

Colin,

you really shouldn't take it so personally. I think the real bastards are most likely the pricks who sit on townsville council. these are the people who spend bucketloads of cash on themselves and absolutely jack on the local library's computers.

next time vote for the geek......he at least might know something about computers

...............it's just a thought :P

Skinny guy
 
Firewall

Colin

You will probably find that the council uses a firewall to protect its network Reviewom " :twisted: nasty hackers :twisted: ". This will stop you Reviewom accessing the chat room. I have the same problem Reviewom my computer at work. (which I would never use to look at this kind of web site) :lol: :lol:
You might have to invest in you own computer and access.

Revieweddy
 
No no Computers are your friends

Whoa whoa slow down comrades !!!

Computers are our .. Reviewiends :)

Without them, how could we possibly access such an informing and useful resources as this wonderful site ?

I also spent ages today talking with an intelligent, sexy and charming woman who I have never met but was happy to exchange comments with me over the keyboard via the chatroom.

(lots of new age crap deleted)

Besides which, I make a bloody good living out of computers and I would hate to have to go and find a real job!

Cheers,
Xak :twisted:
 
Hey Xak!

Hope I'm not being presumptuous assuming it is me you are referring to! Really enjoyed tlaking to you too.........

Luv,

c x
 
Hey Xak!

Carly said:
Hope I'm not being presumptuous assuming it is me you are referring to! Really enjoyed tlaking to you too.........

Luv,

c x

You have it in one m.dear, although, of course, I also enjoyed chatting to all the other goddesses who were here for lunch yesterday too !!

The pleasure was mine I asure you :D
 
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