HELP. MASSSAGE LADY ACCIDENTLY USED GLUE INSTEAD ALOE LOTION ON MY BUTT, NOW I CAN'T OPEN MY ASS????

[Deleted member 79939]

Hi,
I went for some fucking butt action massage
at aN out of town massage parlour cause they
are know to be butt massage specialist. The place
was under construction, some dude was putting these new drywalls.
The place was dusty.

And the Asian lady accidently used GLUE
on my butt instead of ALOE OIL, all in and out and over.
She was really good getting her fingers in and out all over.

Now I can't open my ass.

I called the hospital and told them
that i can't open my ass and that
i can't divulge how I ended up
with construction glue in my ass.
The blocked my fucking calls. EIGHT FUCKING HOSPITALS.
I TRIED WASHING IT but IT'S GIVING it A SOLIDIFCATION EFFECT.

WHAT SHOULD I DO??????????????????????????????

I CAN'T OPEN MEE ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Do you think if I use a hairdryer I can melt the glue?
Any chemical engineer in the house?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

It's getting too serious now. I am trying to put my mind off it.
Until it goes away by itself.

 

[cupcrazy]

show us a photo of your ass. You are good at making bizarre fetish stories.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Okay I called Mrs x

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I have to go to LA TO fix this issue
Stay tuned

 

[Deleted member 79939]

All good .
Came off

 

[bl1tz]

All good .
Came off

Your boyfriend unplugged it for you ?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Your boyfriend unplugged it for you ?

Lol

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I DID IT AGAIN.
WENT TO SEE POOMI , at Tha Sali Orchard Massage
and she used glue on by BUTT by mistake
and now I can't open my ass
I ASKED MY GRADMOTHER to help.
SHE SAID, why do you want to open your ass?

 

[stripfan]

Try using an electric drill.

 

[Cola]

Use your mother's tongue.

 

[Luster]

Hope it's not super glue.
Soak in warm water , I.e.soak in the bathtub with warm water for 30 mins to see whether it soften your ass.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I DID IT AGAIN.
WENT TO SEE POOMI , at Tha Sali Orchard Massage
and she used glue on by BUTT by mistake
and now I can't open my ass
I ASKED MY GRADMOTHER to help.
SHE SAID, why do you want to open your ass?

She took me in
Her grandma had a shop in Chinatown

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Hi,
I went for some fucking butt action massage
at aN out of town massage parlour cause they
are know to be butt massage specialist. The place
was under construction, some dude was putting these new drywalls.
The place was dusty.

And the Asian lady accidently used GLUE
on my butt instead of ALOE OIL, all in and out and over.
She was really good getting her fingers in and out all over.

Now I can't open my ass.

I called the hospital and told them
that i can't open my ass and that
i can't divulge how I ended up
with construction glue in my ass.
The blocked my fucking calls. EIGHT FUCKING HOSPITALS.
I TRIED WASHING IT but IT'S GIVING it A SOLIDIFCATION EFFECT.

WHAT SHOULD I DO??????????????????????????????

I CAN'T OPEN MEE ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay
Her grandma in Chinatown took me in
And used some Chinese medicine
To open my ass
And seemed horny
And laughed hard
And unpairs is a grocery stores of sorts

 

[Cola]

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Okay
Her grandma in Chinatown took me in
And used some Chinese medicine
To open my ass
And seemed horny
And laughed hard
And unpairs is a grocery stores of sorts

Why aren't you dead yet? Hurry up and die

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Why aren't you dead yet? Hurry up and die

she is a granny dude, respect elder ladies
chinatown is where dreams come true
and they buy wholesale grocery and sell downstairs
when you go to chinatown , you must go to the one opposite the movie theature upstairs
good massage

 

[Deleted member 79939]

show us a photo of your ass. You are good at making bizarre fetish stories.

i can't take the glue off. I havn't taken a shit for 48 months.

 

[cupcrazy]

i can't take the glue off. I havn't taken a shit for 48 months.

you are still alive. congratulation

 

[Deleted member 79939]

you are still alive. congratulation

i was on CNN with Gupta