I called Alice twice and asked her for an appt

[johnbuyba]

And I even tell my wife, almost every week, how attractive I find Indian Men.

only from ursus would you see a statement this absurd

 

[Ursus]

One day Alice and I will be together again.

Her beauty is unmatched. And I know it. Once you have tasted the sweetest fruit, you can't eat anything else.

 

[Barney_B]

Where have you been in the last 1000 Ursula Alice posts ? He has been banned by Alice.

Why don’t you arrange a booking on behalf of Ursula and he could show up disguised as an Indian Bollywood star ?

Levi,

I thought I read some rambles from Urs that he spent an overnight with Alice. And hence my post... I really don't want to get myself in trouble booking for someone else.

 

[Ursus]

If you guys ever wanted to understand my taste in women, it is represented PERFECTLY by Sweet Alice.

When I first met her, I was almost knocked unconscious by her stunning loveliness.

So perfect.

If you gave me any young SPA girl in Toronto for FREE, or told me I could choose Alice at $300, I would choose Alice every time. It's like being in heaven when you have an appt experience with Alice.

 

[Leviathan]

You actually believe everything written on this forum particularly Ursula ?

Ursula is a wimp. Can’t even go Mano Mano with 72 yr old Thai man .

Levi,

I thought I read some rambles from Urs that he spent an overnight with Alice. And hence my post... I really don't want to get myself in trouble booking for someone else.

 

[Ursus]

Levi,

I thought I read some rambles from Urs that he spent an overnight with Alice. And hence my post... I really don't want to get myself in trouble booking for someone else.

I close my eyes at night and force myself to dream of Alice. Its the only way I can get close to her, even thought its not real. When I say I saw Alice, I meant in my dreams, not in real life.

 

[therealcole]

Animals travel thousands of miles to mate with their own kind.

You are right about the animal part. I just can't figure out if you are a male or female and from looking at the pictures of Alice I wonder the same.

 

[Ursus]

You are right about the animal part. I just can't figure out if you are a male or female and from looking at the pictures of Alice I wonder the same.

Krayjee, go to bed, you old man.

 

[Ursus]

I am going to visit CatherineTog soon.

She is the best substitute for Alice.

 

[Barney_B]

I close my eyes at night and force myself to dream of Alice. Its the only way I can get close to her, even thought its not real. When I say I saw Alice, I meant in my dreams, not in real life.

Well then, don't I feel stupid. Anyway, very pathetic then... But I understand as I do enjoy my time with her.

 

[Barney_B]

You actually believe everything written on this forum particularly Ursula ?

Ursula is a wimp. Can’t even go Mano Mano with 72 yr old Thai man .

Levi, oh I feel stupid.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

If you guys ever wanted to understand my taste in women, it is represented PERFECTLY by Sweet Alice.

When I first met her, I was almost knocked unconscious by her stunning loveliness.

So perfect.

If you gave me any young SPA girl in Toronto for FREE, or told me I could choose Alice at $300, I would choose Alice every time. It's like being in heaven when you have an appt experience with Alice.

What’s that in 1972 dollars?

 

[Barney_B]

I am going to visit CatherineTog soon.

She is the best substitute for Alice.

You are so off. Catherine is Alice's complete opposite. Catherine will pure PSE. And when you are done, you chat raptors and leafs before she begins on sucking you off. No massage or nice chit chat.

Best to visit Asian Nicole. And.... You are welcome.

 

[therealcole]

Krayjee, go to bed, you old man.

It could be worse. LOLOLOL You are full of shit.

 

[douche]

To survive in the Wild, you have to learn to be versatile, aka adaptable.

I'm not sure English is your first language, as your idea of adaptability is rooted in endless dysfunction.

 

[cupcrazy]

I am going to visit CatherineTog soon.

She is the best substitute for Alice.

Catherine Tog must be that lawyer that turned into a escort.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Her background she told me is Marine Biology

Does that make her a mermaid?

 

[Ursus]

I feel like I am on another level from the fanboys that try to argue with me on these boards.

I have a couple of guys who search through all my old posts, save them to their computers and then necro-bump those posts and threads a year or more after they are made.

It gives a whole new meaning to dominating someone when you can have that psychological impact on another human being.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I feel like I am on another level from the fanboys that try to argue with me on these boards.

I have a couple of guys who search through all my old posts, save them to their computers and then necro-bump those posts and threads a year or more after they are made.

It gives a whole new meaning to dominating someone when you can have that psychological impact on another human being.

I guess there isn't much to do these days, besides changing the tires back again, and cleaning the furnace filters.

I wouldn't advise anyone to go to Walmart for any $14 garden hoses yet though. Hold off on the non- essential shopping trips for now.

 

[xtc27]

I guess there isn't much to do these days, besides changing the tires back again, and cleaning the furnace filters.

I wouldn't advise anyone to go to Walmart for any $14 garden hoses yet though. Hold off on the non- essential shopping trips for now.

...think Caliguy doing something better...