Jade Nail Salon - Allentown

[Sissy Smurf]

Wow. Ok, so. Kim’s on 191 looks like they are closed, somy last time out was the AMP around the corner on 248, in which I did write areview. I called them today to see howmany girls were working and she said “two”, which technically, wascorrect. When I got there, I realizedthat her two included herself, the old, not-so-appealing gatekeeper plus thesame woman I had last time; which wasn’t bad, but if I wanted the same ole’thing, I would just stay home J I was hot-to-trot, and I like the place inNazareth because its prices work with what I can grab from the MAC machine withoutsending up any red flags. As I’m drivingaway, I remember that Jade offers ½ hour sessions and that should work withinmy budget. Both times I had been there, were very good. This time…no so much.
I was surprised when I saw a white girl therenamed Katrina…I should have turned and ran away right there, but the little headoverruled. The woman at the salon askedabout a table shower and I told her that I only had time for a 30 minutemassage. We get into the room, I start to undress andshe actually covers up her eyes, like a 3 year old playing pee-a-boo. I think…oh, ok…gotta keep it “legit”…ok, I’llplay. She kept peeking out at me and wouldnot turn around until I was lying on the table. Then, she put about a ¼ of a bottle of baby oil on my back and stayedthere the whole entire time…at one point she started scratching my back whichmade me think, “finally”.
Well, finallynever really came, I realized that I going to have to grab the bull by thehorns here and make something happen. SoI flipped…well….let me tell you, you would have thought that I showed her apicture of dead puppies with their heads cut off or something. She kept saying, “Het, het, het, het, het,het, het” and adverted her eyes while looking for anything to cover me up,which wound up being my boxers! At thatpoint I’m like “Come on! Really?”. Table shower? Good thing I didn’t go for it because I would have been a raving lunaticat .75 per hour!!!! What do they expectme to bring my fucking bathing suit!? Hello!?
I can’t bash Jade, because it’s been a good, solid visitboth times I’ve been there. But thisRussian (sea-hunt), has got to go. Again,Jade is a very good stop, but seriously, stay away while Svetlana is there orgo on her off day.

There’s more embarrassing drama which I wasn’t going toincluded, but I have to be fair. At thevery, very end, I did not help the situation at all…I was so pissed off after shestormed out, that I booked out the backdoor and took off in my car…lol I caved in a few blocks away, turned around,and went back and paid them. I didn’twant that Karma hanging over my head. Ijust told them that I left my wallet in the car. Twat face was a raving lunatic when I cameback in and she made a huge scene..lol It was pretty hysterical! Althoughshe was really pissed me, the owner gave me a really big smile and said, ”Allbig misunderstanding…you good customer”.
Well, this is what our little sandbox is for...sharing information and experiences. Hopefully I can find a reasonably priced, regular spot.

 

[rgjsnmfk]

Yep. Correct. I think they've recently upped their price, but it was along the lines that I expected to pay. I guess they shy away from the 1/2 rate san table shower...

 

[random.nagger]

not surprising as that is the advertised rate.
http://www.jadenailsalon.com/massage.html

 

[Ashlee Gore]

Ok, so after reading gomezz44's post, I decided to kill my lunch hour today at Jade since I was long overdue for what I like to call a “spa day”…lol.

I called mamasan and told her that’d be over in about 20 minutes, no problem. When I got there I walked in through the front door of the salon and there three older ladies getting a manicure…this is the part that’s not my favorite. Mamasan automatically assumes that I wanted an hour w/table shower. Lucky for me I did, because she straight out asked me for $75.00. But when she mentioned the word massage, that's when I felt my cheeks pucker…but then again, who really cares? I’ll never see these women again. As she took me into the back where the massages are given, she pulled out her keys to open the door. Ok, tell me that’s not a huge gigantic red flag!

Once I'm in the back, I saw the same girl I had last time...her name sounds like eena (long e), but with the accent, it’s very hard to tell. I had a wait a few minutes for her to finish up with someone else…but it was no biggie, I only ended up waiting about 10 minutes at the most. Our last time together, she stripped down to her underwear for the TS…but that didn’t happen this time. The one thing that I really like about a TS is that it give us the opportunity to communicate our true intentions…however devious they may or may not be. During the TS, when instructed to flip onto my back, she stated washing the “important parts”, at that point, I gave her a light and playful “at a girl” pat on the ass and chuckled…she giggled and then she really began to pay attention to those important parts. I can only guess that it was a discreet way of giving her the “game on” go-ahead. It worked like a charm.

Back in the room she worked my back quite nicely…I’m guessing that she had some type formal training in the area of massage. Once she began massaging my ass, I showed her that she was in the ballpark which led to her exploring further…I guess you’d call that a reach under…lol Quick as a flash, out came the pillow and the order to flip. So here's where the negotiations began, “How much you give me”? she askes…I said “Well, what do you do”? She looked at me with a totally blank stare…no clue at all what I had just asked her. So…I did what any immature 40 year old would do...I reverted back to my childhood days and I mimed for her the blowjob motion complete with tongue in the side of the check. After I realized what I did, I almost burst out laughing. Then she said, “Ok…$100.00”. Then I really laughed. We settled for .6 for BBBJ but no CIM although she did accidentally take part of the baby batter in her mouth at first but then quickly backed off.
She cleaned me up and off I went…out the back door again…lol. It’s an OK spot…I know there’s better out there, but it seems very safe and UTR. Happy hunting my fellow mongers!

 

[Simi]

Finally got to see Inez. Paid 75 for hour table shower. really long shower. She cleaned all the right places. went back to room where I got a great massage. lot of ass play. kept rubbing her legs as she massaged me. When it was time for the flip she reached for oil for the standard tug. told her i wanted oil she asked how much. Gave 60. was able to give her daty and finally shot on her

 

[nowshegotme]

Nope. I went right out the front.

 

[lil]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she would have obliged...she walked you out the back,right?

 

[SmallTownGirl]

No worries, Drum. All good.

I probably should have just come right out and asked for the tug.....

 

[green eyed monster]

femfan, I really hope my post did not lead you down this path. I was honest with my review, but I have a feeling that this place tends to lean to the cautious side? Just a guess, but maybe because they have a legitimate business out front so they aren’t as forthcoming about the HE? I have feeling my experience was exceptionally rare which is why I added in there that I’m not likely to return anytime soon. I’ve been on both sides…when the stars align and it’s a great visit and when the whole thing blew up in my face…

 

[tdlbrjsm]

FEMFAN... OH MY GAWD.... thats terrible!!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna go there... went to AIRES instead.... and even tho my experience was a bit better than yours... it still isnt GREAT... There is another over off Hanover out by Airport road.... behing the WAWA somewhere.... forget the name.. Come on fellow mongers....lets get these listed...

 

[Mouse]

Just went to Jade today, and my 1st visit wasn't nearly as fun.

I walk in the front door and older (50's), skinny, Chinese looking lady takes me into the back. The rooms are pretty dumpy (I can deal) and the table is flimsy enough that I can tell there is no way two of us will be on it and still complying with OSHA standards.

She proceeds to explain that the shower is busy and we can shower after the massage. OK, fine with me I guess, but certainly not the usual routine. She then tell me to disrobe and leaves.

I get on the table and the same older lady returns and starts in with the massage. OK, so she isn't all that much to look at, but she ends up having great hands. After working her way down, plenty of "accidental" touching of the fun spots. At this point I'm thinking that I'll still leave a happy camper.

On the flip though, she covers me up with a bog towel. I few light swipes through the towel and she suddenly announced that it was time for the shower.

The shower turned out a continued therapeutic-style (still good) but one of the longest damn table showers I have ever had. When we finally ended that, we both go back to the room.

I look at her for guidance, she looks at me.

I ask "Should I lay up?"

She kinda looks shy and say yes.

So I lay back down, face up. She proceeds to again cover me with a towel. She then pulls on my toes and announces "Done."

I say, "Really?" and she sheepishly nods yes.

OK....... at least I had a nice rub.

 

[@markvukovic]

1302 Hanover Ave, Allentown

 

[dexnall]

where is this place at...? thanks

 

[Jeep]

No prob. Forgot to mention that she did strip down to her underware for the TS and massage.

 

[kckid2]

Nice review!!

 

[Cynthia Lyoni]

I’ve been seeing ads for this place on CL under the Therapeutic section for a while now and I actually had legitimate tightness in my back so I figured I’d kill two birds with one stone. Basically, TOFTT and hopefully help my neck too. It was also a good cover story for the Mrs.

I called the number listed and was told to come right away. Walked in through the actual nail salon which felt a bit weird, but I acted cool and nonchalant, it was no big deal; it was pretty much empty so no biggie. I went for the hour with a TS, .7 for the house which I was able to put on my CC and then I was introduced to Ena…might have been Gina but somehow lost in translation? Didn’t matter much, she was a 6 at best, small frame with a limited mastery of the English language. TS was standard…covered all the major areas. Massage was actually, very, very good, really worked on my trouble stops. She finished up and stood there looking at me, I said, “What about…” and she jumped right in with “How much you give me”? She tried for .6 but I said .4 and off she went. Good HJ technique and I’m guessing it was taking longer than she had hoped for, because before I knew it, she began with a pretty good BBBJ and then proceeded to alternate between HJ and BBBJ finishing off with a HJ. She cleaned me up and I was out the door. She escorted me out the back door into an alleyway behind the row of stores.

Although the nail salon is nice, the back area where the massages are given leaves a lot to be desired. I’m glad that I got a good massage and an additional surprise, but I doubt that I’ll go back anytime soon. I inquired about her schedule in the event that my fellow mongers on this forum wanted to partake, but from what I was able to get out of her is that she floats around and doesn’t work at one specific place, so I’m sure there’s no guarantee that she’ll be there.