Review Linda from Hawaii health: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

[Ambler]

Me and my friend went out get my license renew and we had Vietnam noodle yesterday, this remind me the noodle story I wrote, post again here, be happy .

Good story Linda. Only advice, post in another thread with a different title, you know, the title of this one is not so flattering for you. Good luck!

 

[Linda lovely]

Good story Linda. Only advice, post in another thread with a different title, you know, the title of this one is not so flattering for you. Good luck!

Thank for your kind advise, I really appreciate it, there are 863 people read this thread, it is much more than pickle lime reviewed me, I will use this place as the main battlefield to record the real me.
Clouds never cover sun, storms make me stronger, I am a sunshine .
BTW, my sweet girlfriend and coworker COCO will work here tomorrow , wellcome to feel coco's love massage .

 

[snoopdoggie]

Me and my friend went out got my license renew and we had Vietnam noodle yesterday, this reminded me the noodle story I wrote, post again here, be happy .

The Chinese are known for their noodles, the Italians are known for their sausages.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Good story Linda. Only advice, post in another thread with a different title, you know, the title of this one is not so flattering for you. Good luck!

Good point there.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Thank for your kind advise, I really appreciate it, there are 863 people read this thread, it is much more than pickle lime reviewed me, I will use this place as the main battlefield to record the real me.
Clouds never cover sun, storms make me stronger, I am a sunshine .
BTW, my sweet girlfriend and coworker COCO will work here tomorrow , wellcome to feel coco's love massage .

I have a question. Do you service a man as if he's your boyfriend, or as a customer?

 

[charon]

The Chinese are known for their noodles, the Italians are known for their sausages.

no the italians are known for their incompetence, hence the phrase the incompetent italians, lol

 

[snoopdoggie]

no the italians are known for their incompetence, hence the phrase the incompetent italians, lol

Never heard of it.
You must be another one of those Jan.6th Drunk Trumpet rioters.

 

[Linda lovely]

HAWAII HEALTH SPA

#7, 3110 kingston rd. Scarborough, m1m 1p2
Telephone: 416-261-8088

Subject:

OX AND COCKS

One customer finished massage, he told me that he was hungry , he want to go jamica store buy food , a meal cooked with ox tail, we had a funny dialogue with that, here we go:
he said" i am hungry linda, I need go a Jamaica supermarket buy foods, I like ox tail "
I said:" oh yes, cocks tail, i like it too, you bought cocks tail for me last time , very tasty"
Customer:" oh linda, it is ox tail, not cocks tail, you see cocks every day, everything become cocks"
I recognizedand that i messed up with ox and cocks and laughing:" oh yes yes, ox tail ox tail, not cocks tail"
We started hahahaha together
My sweety girl Coco work here today(every Sunday) from now, she is a sweetheart, her motto is: "treat every customer as your lover, love them, give them a lot of love"

Thank you very much for visiting us and your health and happiness are our priority goals.
:4162618088

 

[Mav]

I have no idea what just happened …

 

[peternorth2802]

Lol i will say one thing in this thread for why I agree a bit with OP. Last time I went, she absolutely ripped some farts while doing my massage...and it was the end of the road for me . God bless the rest of you that can still get the deed done despite the olfactory assault.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Lol i will say one thing in this thread for why I agree a bit with OP. Last time I went, she absolutely ripped some farts while doing my massage...and it was the end of the road for me . God bless the rest of you that can still get the deed done despite the olfactory assault.

She must be a hard worker.

 

[Linda lovely]

She must be a hard worker.

I think so too , How do you understand our work too much? Here has a funny one :
when I worked in a spa before, the boss told us a funny view: when she was doing back walk - there are two handrails on the ceiling above the massage table. Massage girl can walk around on the back of customer by holding the handrails.
When she was doing her back walking, the custmer farted suddenly, she laughing and she farted right after , then two of them laughing together hard work !

 

[Linda lovely]

Lol i will say one thing in this thread for why I agree a bit with OP. Last time I went, she absolutely ripped some farts while doing my massage...and it was the end of the road for me . God bless the rest of you that can still get the deed done despite the olfactory assault.

Hawaii Health Spa
Unit 7 - 3110 kingston Rd , Scarborough m1m 1p2
: 4162618088

ABOUT FART

This guy talked about fart, remind me a view me and coco, another customer also, here we go:
Coco had loose bowel movement and accured mutiple times a day, i know where is the point relates it, so I massage her, while I was massaging her, she said:" linda move move, I wanna fart", I moved back quickly and asked her curiously and seriously :"will be a big one?", she said:" wait wait", I said :" don't explose me" , we hahaha, this fart shew the mmassage did work, next she came back, I asked her how is her stomach? she told me is ok .
My another regula customer do 90 minutes massage, 2-3 times monthly (massage only), almost every time he fart during massage seccion. I am used to clients farting during massages. This is a good sign and a sign shows intestines are smooth. I didn't pay any attention about fart untill the one here talked about .
I think IF PEOPLE DON'T BUM TO ME AND FART TOWARDS ME ON PURPOSES, I don't feel anything need to talk about fart , people use fart bad review me attact me, if it is something too much ? WHO IS THE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING?

 

[Asian Oracle]

This thread is the best free promotion you could ever ask for.

 

[garrett1976]

The idea of Coco spray farting everywhere is oddly arousing.

 

[MorningWood]

As long as the fart doesn't turn into a shart.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

As long as the fart doesn't turn into a shart.

"Do farts have lumps? No? Then I just shit my pants!".

 

[Average_Olivia@Premier]

Hawaii health is a perfect example of a low class Asian joint with below average girls. Get your eyes examined

 

[Vince44]

Lol i will say one thing in this thread for why I agree a bit with OP. Last time I went, she absolutely ripped some farts while doing my massage...and it was the end of the road for me . God bless the rest of you that can still get the deed done despite the olfactory assault.

Funniest thing I have heard recently ... this place may attract a whole new fart / scat crowd

 

[Linda lovely]

HAWAII HEALTH SPA
#7 - 3110 Kingston Rd, Scarborough M1M1P2
Telephone: 416-261-8088
Host: linda

Specially trained female therapist (6476079982) from a family of traditional masseurs over many generations.

We offer deep tissue therapeutic massages to de-stress your sore muscles and cure any discomfort, in hygienic and sanitized environment.

Our transmittal massages help alleviate pain points and health issues such (but not limited to) stomach aches, headaches, arthritis, swollen/inflamed limbs, hearing problems and much more!

Telephone:416-261-8088