Lindamai

[Willbewill]

Perhaps...but I can say for sure that one experience with Lindamai was more than enough for me. She is not invited to join Team Otis...

 

[The Jrb]

Lindmai first showed up on the radar about ten years ago--advertising in CL and working out of midtown hotels. From the first, people pegged her as flaky and unreliable with a tendency to overbook and upsell. Most importantly, her menu changed constantly and it was hard to predict what you might get when you saw her. I started seeing her not long after when she got her own apartment. It took awhile but finally she gave me one gfe session...and that was it. She got pregnant, handed off her business to other ladies, then retired altogether. When she came back the service was once again non-GFE. Now she's expanded with an empire of apartments and ladies and she's being fairly brazen about offering fs on BP. Besides being a dangerous move for her, I think the level of service you're going to get from her will continue to be non-GFE, sometimes incredibly irritating, and always a crap shoot. Still, there was that one time which is how I think she continues to sucker people in.

You know, Pavlov said the best way to condition a dog was NOT to give it a treat everytime the bell rang but to be unpredictable.

 

[oscarinnetawl]

Am I missing something, no one really has anything good to say about this operation? She like a very bad JoAnne not even in the same league.

 

[sismebebr]

Yes, I had a great FS experience with her and Lindamai - lots of girl on girl play too. Emi seems really into the experience, which makes it so much more enjoyable.

 

[qndfhnej]

Linda Mai must get her customers as newbies from BP because she has a lot of ads, all different, running. My few visits before I knew better were big upsells and get-em-in get-em-out asap.

 

[Alper Tunga K]

I had a weird experience here last week - I was curious about Emi who looks cute. I spoke to Lindamai on the phone and I thought she said $$ for FS (which is also what's advertised). When I got to the apartment, I met Emi, who is very young and sweet. She is pretty - not a knockout - but she has an adorable smile. Anyway, Emi offered me a massage for like $70, but seeing her I wanted FS/GFE and asked her. She called up "her boss" who I presumed was Lindamai, and told me the rate was $$.5. I asked if it included GFE, which she didn't understand, and I explained it, and she said she didn't want to do that.
So I told her I'd do FS for $$, and she agreed to it.
But when I finished showering, she handed me the phone to her boss, who told me it was $$.5 for FS, no negotiating. Anyway, I left because I'd already agreed to $$ and I left on principle. Which led to a flurry of text messages from Lindamai begging me to come back, she lowered the price to $$.3. I didn't return.
Anyway, I was intrigued by Emi, and I may end up going back - that smile was devastating. But she did not seem like a pro and I bet the experience would be really lacklustre.
Anybody have experience with Emi?

 

[beaubrummie]

Mine? Remembered. Wierd rub. Great (great!) tug.

And all for $100, who am I to quibble about irrelevant issues like "massage"?

SG

 

[Emily Gool]

Ha. Thanks.

I may visit her sometime, if just for the curiosity factor, but probably not today.

Today's a day for cheap and quick, but a sure thing. I guess I'm heading back to ctown. Sigh.

Thanks!

 

[Jacobo]

Second picture down is the most recent of that bunch. Lately she's been describing herself as mixed Chinese Indian and some of her pictures now feature a dot on her forehead--I don't know why she's doing this at this late date in her profession. My opinion: she's very sexy and very pretty but the acronym "YMMV" applies more to her than to any other provider in this town. She's also using different numbers and apparently has a couple of apartments with different girls in midtown, which is confusing even for her. My advice: try her out. It's always an experience to remember, for better or worse.

 

[SoundOfACrescendo]

This is her, isn't it? She's prettier than I expected.

I was considering this ad, when I realized who this actually was. Reading this thread, I think I may hesitate.

 

[CHARLES A]

I'm sure Lindamai would relish the opportunity to multitask in that manner. In fact, she'd probably like to simultaneously profit from each hand and an orifice by trading on her phone while administering a handy with the other and you banging her box from the rear.

Maybe then she'd spring for name brand paper towels.

 

[mike1942f]

Is she still day trading ?

The freak in me wants to hit it doggiestyle with a chick who's engrossed in her work.
Markets are volatile, perfect for the swinging swing trader.

 

[Phunky feel one]

Some seem to have affectionate feelings about Lindamai. I am not one of them. I posted a review of her elsewhere last month as follows:
Thinking it couldn't possibly be as bad or as bizarre as the other reviews suggest, I made the mistake of seeing Lindamai a couple weeks ago. After a phone conversation setting an appointment, she actually texted me while I was in the elevator of her building asking where I was...and I wasnt even late. Walk into the apartment, which is a mess...cluttered bedroom, she has me get undressed and lay down...on top of a bunch of paper towels (the only nod to hygiene) and they weren't even Bounty for christ's sake. Couldn't spare the extra buck for something actually soft and absorbant? Lindamai is chatting on her phone...texting...everything the others have described. Horrible. painful massage...and about halfway in she has me flip over and some younger girl walks in and they try to sell me on "four hands." Tossing good money after bad aint my style, and at this point I'm already pretty clear that this is one mistake I prefer not to compound, though it does strike me as kind of fucked up to have some else walk in a conduct a conversation while my junk is flapping in the breeze.

Lindamai's not physically unattractive - maybe older by some standards, but not mine - but the whole thing is so off-putting as an experience that, honestly, she seems ugly by virtue of the shitty service, unclean environment and unprofessional conduct.
She takes her top off and gives me a handy after I agree to tip her a perfunctory $40. Afterward, I get a dry wipe with those fucking generic paper towels and I get the fuck out of there before I catch the crazy...

Generally speaking, if I wanted to get ripped off and treated like crap I'd still be married.

 

[smemyudhijbituehu]

Stay away from this place! You have been warnred.

I called to set up an appointment which was difficult with a screaming baby in the background. Finally get the information and when I arrive Lindamai tells me 10 minutes. I waited behind a curtain while she finished with someone. However, Lindamai did give me a beer so I was not too upset.

Finally, she gets to me and I was surprized that Lindamai looks better in person. I asked for 1/2 hour but Lindamai said that would give me 45 minutes because of the scheduling problem. About five minutes into the session, her cell phone rings but she quickly states that she would not answer the phone while working. I started feeling good about Lindamai. But then she stopped the massage and started text messaging. About 15 into the massage, she asks me to flip over and starts the ending. I took issue with it and Lindamai said that a couple was on the way up and she would make it up to me next time. I gave 1/3 of the price and she argued over.

Lindamai is good looking and does have nice skills. However, she can not focus on a single client. While working on a monger she would stop and check on me. While working on me she would get ready for her next appoitment. I would absolutely stay away it is not worth it.

 

[shopuyn]

I saw Lindamai last week and really enjoyed it. Good massage and nice finish. She has a couple of cute girls working for her. I peeped at Nana and found her cute. Lindamai is crazy like a fox.

 

[oxoxoxoxox]

It's hard to defend Lindamai wholeheartedly, but I'd like to try--with a few reservations and caveats. I've always liked her and found her amusing and "quirky"--e.g. on one occasion, she actually MADE me eat two bowls of her homemade soup (which wasn't bad). I've had a few great massages from her and some excellent extras. I also find her very sexy--she has beautiful hair and breasts and a pretty face, she dresses very alluringly, and probably her craziness amps her sexiness, too (although that may be a matter of personal taste).

However, even though I've seen her for years and she knows and likes me, her sessions are wildly uneven--and I think that cuts to the heart of the matter. Part of the problem is she's a little nuts, but the real problem is she cares more about quantity than quality when it comes to customers. She doesn't really seem to care about inspiring loyalty in her customers--not even long time customers like me--so she answers the phone during sessions, and double books, etc. Maybe this is the lesson she's picked up from hard experience--she has been around for awhile--but even when she first arrived in NYC she was criticized for her flakiness and the piling-on of appointments.

So I've had some great sessions but I've also had sessions where she barely went through the motions of touching me and a couple sessions where, without prior warning, she foisted me off on some other utterly untrained masseuse, went into the next room, and wouldn't touch me at all. Also sessions where she spent a lot of time on the phone and/or a lot of time checking her computer.

It may seem crazy of me to keep going back--and actually I hardly see her anymore--but I like the crapshoot aspect of it, she isn't especially expensive, and occasionally I have a great time. Just my taste/opinion, but the unexpected--e.g. the surprise offer of a bj or fs, the first time (at Aria) Sue tore off her skirt and rubbed her naked pussy against my cock during the TS--is one of the things I've always loved about this hobby and that's especially why I love AMPs and RMPs. So I do recommend Lindamai, but only for those with a taste for an eccentric adventure.

 

[-_-]

If anyone sees her after this, you don't deserve any sympathy.

 

[LadyMady]

inkslinger's post prompted me to review.

Against my better judgment, I went to see Lindamai a couple weeks ago. I had seen her before (although it wasn't actually her, I think it was "her friend") and based on that experience, vowed to never go back. But something made me decide to go and see the real Lindamai. Boy was that a bad decision.

Call at like 12:45 and make an appointment for 1:00. She says no problem. Get there at 12:55 and she says she's been trying to call/text me to tell me she needs to push the appointment back b/c she double booked at 1:00. I'm like fine, I'll leave. Then she says she'll jack me off quickly (10 minutes) with no massage before her other appointment shows. I, like an IDIOT, agreed. I justified it by saying I probably wasn't going to enjoy the massage and I didn't have much time anyway, so maybe this is actually a good thing. She wants $60 for this. I say fuck that, $40. She puts up a big fuss and makes all sorts of faces. I say fuck it, $60 is fine. Thinking back, I can not believe I agreed to this but of course, the little head was in control.

So I lay down, face up, on her dirty bed and she starts jackhammering. And I mean, JACKHAMMERING. I'm like, "slow down, easy," but she just keeps going. I knew I was going to have a hard time getting off, so I start playing around with her ass, tits and pussy. Then she gets a phone call from her other customer, tells me to hurry up and "why can't up cum" and all that BS. I say I'm trying but it's a little difficult given the circumstances. Doorbell rings, she gets up to answer it, puts the guy in the other room.

At this point, I'm thinking I'm just gonna walk but she comes back in and says "I make u cum, feel good". So she takes off her dress and panties (to reveal a disgustingly flabby stomach which further deflated my rapidly deflating johnson). She grabs for the saran wrap and I'm thinking she's gonna give me a saran wrap BJ. While I'm still debating whether I actually want to go through with the SWBJ, she starts to try to sit on my cock! Before she can even come close, I tell her NFW and just go back to jackhammering. Another minute of this and I finally (FINALLY!) cum, get cleaned up and bolt, and renew my vow to never see this woman ever again.

Without question, my worst mongering experience to date. I

 

[GK2THEMAX]

I went to see Lindamai a couple of months ago based on her ads, which showcased an attractive, warm, giving provider. Boy, was I wrong about that.
She was attractive enough, in a used up sort of way, but all business throughout the session, and was taking calls throughout, which really annoys me, but which didn't seem to bother her at all ("You bring me luck!" she said).
The "massage," which lasted 5 or 10 minutes, was crap, and was followed by a bj, covered (with plastic wrap!) and interrupted by a phone call.
Never again!

 

[Aubrae]

I was thinking about seeing Lindamai for quite a while. I was on her e-mail list and checked her adds frequently. Finally, she had a new location quite close to my work place and I decided to pay her a visit (despite her crazy e-mails and adds). Her pictures are accurate - she is probably in her 30ies, long her, thing, little perky breasts. And she's chatty - I mean really chatty. Before we started I had to look at her day trading portfolio (OMG - I almost wet my pants. How can you invest without ANY strategy...? But of course I didn't say anything). The massage was..uhmmm...ok. Not more, not less. She then got naked and got the...plastic wrap. PLASTIC WRAP (PW). I guess what then followed was a PWBJ and faked PWFS (meaning there was plastic wrap between us and she was rubbing her Y on the little general - but no entering). She started to moan and sigh (maybe we should call it a PW moaning and sighing cause it was sooo fake) and I had to ask her to just finish me with a HJ. By and large, not a very relaxing or erotic experience. 140 for the hour (which means 40 mins in Lindamai world) was the damage. And I was not allowed to suck on her nipples...

She told me about her friend at the east side that was more open and active but it seems as if they don't work together anymore.

Anyway - up to the next experience.

Akro - out!