Maya @ BP - Don't waste your time

[Adam D]

Had a few drinks downtown yesterday and was on my way home and felt like a little treat.

Against my better (sober) judgement. . stopped in at BP without an app't nor knowing who was working. . .chose Maya as she looked cute and seemed upbeat and friendly.

Didn't have to wait to long after the shower (which I understand is an accomplishment in itself) and Maya came in, gave me the usual run-down on options (I always choose the BS but like to hear how the MPA describes the choices) and she proceeded to give an average massage (actually used some RMT technique) but ABSOLUTELY NO teasing whatsoever! It was like my derriere and my kibbles and bits were a strict 'no fly zone'. To me (and this is purely my preferrence) I LOVE the tease!!! It builds up my anticipation and the sexual tension. . .anyhow it was not happening.

After about 10 minutes of boring massage (only a 30 minute session) she asked me to flip. . .ok I thought to myself. . At least she can now improve her performance. . .after experiencing some of the greats out there like Jennifer and NIkki @ HFH, Cameron, Tarah, etc, I am well versed at the elements that make up a good BS. . .However, in Maya's case, she got up on the table (after finally taking her clothes off) on her knees between my legs, sort-off half bent over and uninspiringly rubbed my member on her chest and belly. . .that's it. . .no more. . .no change of position. . no movement around the table. . nothing. . .nada. . goose egg!

After coming to the conclusion that (to borrow a phrase) that's as good as it gets. . .finished off and was out the door. . .what a waste. . .


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[decatur052005]

I hate that feeling, when it suddenly occurs to me that this ain't good, it ain't getting better, and suddenly its ME that wants to get it over with. Under such circumstances, I even decided once to NOT finish, then went to another place to get something better. Costly, but what the heck. It turned out to be a good decision. At least if you are truly unhappy you can at least confidently pay the absolute minimum necessary (no tip etc) knowing that you don't care if they are happy or not, cause you won't be returning.

 

[Pompal 09.]

. . .worst part for me is the next morning (today) when I feel shit and know that I've wasted my time. .


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[zeeba]

yeah that sounds like a waste of cash and time maybe the owners of bluepearl could give you a discount on your next visit?? lets see what they have to say about this....

 

[freebienutter]

I ain't holding my breath. . .


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[David M]

They can take the discount and shove it. Why would you want to expose yourself and face possible trouble in the process. Is the IDEA of a discounted or free session worth the risk? Remember, one thing, "this isnt Kansas", this MP business is very mean and cut throat if your dealing with managers and owners. Especially for things like this. Going in there loosey goosey is like walking around Regent Park at 3:00 am and flashing a $10,000 Rolex to all the crack heads and bums. THINK ABOUT IT!!!

MR. 420

 

[discount.queen]

Nice weather we're having.

 

[Fontofall]

I know, its gonna be an "Indian Summer"......

 

[Autumn.]

Errrr. . . .what'll happen if I walk in and say I'm "kkarn"???

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[Jim Leary]

Despite my sig., I can't resist my Friday BP commentary...

I still go to BP, it's so close to my office I often fit in a rub 'n tug and lunch within an hour - that won't stop, it's way too convenient for me. That said, through experience and many cash donations I've learned how to operate there, anyone can do the same. Just be smart and know where you are.

That said, ya'll should realize that given there in-you-face central location they could care less about us; the "Informed Market of Pussy Hunters". BP caters more so to the uninformed, tourist-once-a-year type crowd (and so do the hustler type girls that stick around there for longer than a few months). Every time I'm there I hear American accents and witness the uneasiness of those who've walked into a rub 'n tug for the first time. So why do they bother advertising at all here? Consider what a service business with a similar net/net bottom line would allocate as a % for advertising. Fred could charge 10X what he is now and they'd still advertise - where else are they going to find a captive audience like this.

Here's my advice to both parties...
(1) BP should play it like Blue Lagoon - just go with what is working for ya, increase your exposure in traditional print (Toronto Sun, Yellow Pages, etc) and forget about us Fox Mulder types on-line, "in search of the truth". How often do you read about BL on here? And, from what I understand it's still one of the busiest MP's.

OR

(2) Fred needs to charge BP 10X what he is now to put up with the continuous BS of those who are baited in from the exposure here and than get pissed off b/c of the experience than BP calling, etc. etc. Personally I think Fred should be charging much more anyway given the numbers backing the model. That's just me though.

AND / OR

(3) Either party could solicit my services for consultation and I'll cut my standard fees given my personal interests (pretty girls touching my pee-pee that is)

kkarn/