Need Ivana for Personal Fitness Training

[shevy]

Checked out new pics of Ivana on HandsfromHeaven.ca site. This lady is buffed out and tuned up. I need some personal fitness training. How many calories per hour are burned off by body sliding? COULD THIS BE A TELEVISION SHOW?

 

[Nadir]

and those pics don't lie, I saw Ivana a few weeks ago and she is very toned and in great shape. as for a body slide workout, somebody pitch it to TSN!

 

[MHMcHH (brown sugar)]

The new version of Ivana looks great but I miss the little bit of babyfat on her face that was so damn cute. To tell you the truth she looked great before. Can't really decide if she looks better now, or 15 pounds heavier. It is like comparing perfection to perfection.

 

[Timothy K]

Took a look at her new pics and WOW, little Tito likes!!! She's next on my list

Tito

 

[Smiley Face]

I was thinking the same thing. I just did not want to vocalize it.

 

[viablerenewables]

Yeah her new pics look hot man did she loose weight she's all tight now...As for Monica's new pics whats all that crap shes wearing???

 

[Evie B]

...and I like 'em...can I request that black and white outfit with her perky niblets showing through for my next visit?

 

[Mr Grinch]

Buffed out? I guess it's safe to assume you dont workout.

 

[A$!A]

What is your definition of buff? OK so she is not like Angela at IT, if that is your thing. But tell me that Ivana does not looked hot hot hot in those pics? Do you see anyone other than Alexis? Oh yeah you saw Tarah ... well I kinda agreed with you on that one. Well mention another great MPA that rocks the Rusty world, and no other than at IT.

I vana spend some time with Ivana! An eager Monkey

 

[Da ProfessorX]

It's just i've never heard someone in the gym or anywhere for that matter describe someone as being "buffed out". You can say she's fit, toned, ripped, well defined, vascular, heck you can even say buff. I'm sorry, I just thought buffed out sounded like something you'd hear one those dingbat's on The View say.

I agree she looks hot I just dont understand all the up close face shots. I always thought these girls wanted to keep this job a secret from a certain group they are close with.

As far as mentioning another MPA that rocks my world, we'll let's see.........there are none.In my opinion Alexis is the Seinfeld of the MP world, much like Seinfeld she has no weaknesses, keeps you smiling through out the whole show/session and when it's over she always leave's me yearning for more. The only MPA I might see instead of Alexis in the near future is Cameron at HFH, and that's only because she came highly reccomended by Paul.

PS Ivana book another session with Alexis.

 

[Dr. Strongrod]

... but if you have been spoiled by Alexis you might be disappointed. You might be ruined for life Rusty! Alexis is like the ideal girlfriend with whom you can just be yourself, WWF Simpsons and all. Cameron is like a dream date, a total fantasy experience, fine wine, etc. Just wear a tux. Enjoy

A Monkey dreaming about getting to know the beautiful Ivana.

 

[frustrator]

That's why I dont go to see anyone else monkey. I just seriously doubt that any of these girls will be as good as Alexis.

 

[freshfromrwc]

the way you go on and on about Alexis I'm starting to consider trying to make the trek to IT (either for her or Giselle), since I have one more session in me before I semi-retire from MP's for the school year, and HFH or IT are the most logical place for me to go since I have that gift certificate waiting.

 

[Jeski]

You might wind up becoming a stalker like Humble D. Unless the awesome Alexis wants to walk down the aisle with a Rusty Trombone, and settle with tooting it for life. Seeing one MPA can't be too healthy IMHO. But what do I know; I'm a goddamned monkey.

A monkey just having a little bit of fun. Don't take it personally Rusty. I too feel that way about a certain someone, but I find that other gorgeous girls help to keep me balanced. Go see Cameron, you will love her.

 

[Shikha]

Trust me I wont end up like humble d. Not once have I ever asked Alexis out or bought her presents or asked her to do anything with me outside of IT, and I never will. Unlike some guys on this forum I realize that althought it's extremely enjoyable it's merely a business transaction and I completely respect that. I have heard many a time of how guys on here have have asked out their fave MPA's and continued to hound them over time. 'm sure the guys who do this sort of thing make the girls feel really uncomfortable and probably wish these guys would just stop coming to see them all togeher. Monkeylove no need to worry, although I might come across on here as being a little crazy on here I am sensible enough to know what kind of relationship to have with a MPA.

 

[Balaji]

I'm with rusty on that one, it's feelings like the those that have stopped me from seeing one MPA and hesitating on seeing another (if I were more mature I'd no better then to do that in the first place, but at least I know not to pursue it).

 

[KnottyPine1213]

If you are seeing ripped. toned, or vascular in those pictures, try to adjust your monitor. This is not Big Time Wrestling. I am not looking for a woman that can lift up the front of a Buick. I just want a bodyslide. Ivana has been "buffed out and tuned up" as in light workouts, diet, hair and makeup. I stand by the original precise phraseology and syntax.

Thanks to all on the MP side of massageplanet.net for reviews. I like to tear a telephone book in half during the finish instead of going to the gym. I am trying to build up the veins in my neck.

 

[Right Chance Overseas]

What exactly does "buffed out" mean? Are you aware that buff means large and rather muscular? You should have simply said she was toned.