Review: Carmen Climax

[Pompal 09.]

Date: 11/18/2009
Provider: Carmen Climax
Phone: She will call you
Email Address: [email protected]
URL / Website: www.carmenclimaxplaydate.com
City: Cherry Hill
State: New Jersey
Address: Nice hotel in downtown Cherry Hill
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: HJ, CBJ, ACG, DATY, K9, GG action
Session Length: one hour
Fee: now it's $260
Hair Length and Color: Dark brown well below shoulders
Age: 18
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Nationality: Jersey Girl of the Caucasian Type
Physical Description: Carmen has that slim body type best exemplified by Met-Art and Femjoy and other soft porn sites that feature young, fresh, and heartbreakingly beautiful gamines. If you like that body type, then you may find Carmen to be a virtual 10. I can describe no flaw or weakness in her body. Her “B” breasts are perfectly formed and tipped by small, responsive nipples. Her neck is long and supple, her arms are thin but tight with agreeable muscles. Her stomach and lower torso are flat, muscled and devoid of any fat. Her small hips and ass are perfection and her legs are long, well formed and end in cute, well maintained feet. She has a strong back and those delightful dimples of Venus that are essential for full control in K9.

Her facial features are also compelling. Carmen’s face reminds me of the late actress Audrey Hepburn, who was famous for her large luminous eyes, extraordinary cheekbones and wonderful lips and smile. Carmen shares all of these qualities and her face is blessed with the planes and angles that delight photographers.
Recommendation: Yes

 

[? cosmochick ?]

Shouldn't this be posted in the New Jersey Forum?

RR

 

[Bubbl3z]

There doesn't appear to be a New Jersey forum at this time...

Cherry Hill is close enough to Philadelphia (close enough that it could almost be considered a suburb of Philly... ). Just a quick little trip over the Tacony-Palmyra Bridge (or the Betsy Ross Bridge, if you like that sort of thing...).

 

[Tarou]

I agree. Cherry Hill could almost be considered a suburb of Philly.

Eli

 

[Pecs Like Chris Masters]

Leave it to a guy from Pittsburgh not to notice that there isn't a NJ Forum, and not to know that Cherry Hill is a suburb of Philadelphia.

We could go into a long discussion of how New Jersey really is divided, like Gaul, into three parts, but it isn't worth the partisan scuffling that would follow.

Awl4knot

 

[Capt. Spaulding]

Hey, I'm another "guy from Pittsburgh"... Everything I know about Joisey comes from watching "Jersey Shore". Please ask MTV to fire all the morons on the show and replace them with Carmen and her friends! She is perfecto!

Lustylad

 

[Saji]

I don't know much about "Jersey Shore" other than it puts Italians in a bad light, but at least in South Jersey, where I hail from, we take care to enunciate the "rrr" sound, so that "Jersey" doesn't sound like "Boise" and jerk-off doesn't sound like "joik-off".

The legs and butt that follow are from Taylor Trash, who at least from that vaneforum.xxxe point is simply exquisite, don't you think?

Awl4knot

 

[danielle w]

Someone should really explain to the hosts of this site that Philadelphia is over 300 miles from Pittsburgh and thus if it can't have its own section it really should be in a NJ/NY section rather than a Pennsylvania one.

Cherry Hill is 90 miles from New York City. It's more than three times that distance from Pittsburgh. This would thus be better in the NYC section though, yeah, I guess all the PA stuff is lumped together.

(BTW, the girls in 'Jersey Shore' aren't even real Italian-Americans.)

 

[rona f]

MrMark,

You have a keen sense of geography but a review board isn't necessarily controlled by geography.

The cruel reality is that PA and NJ don't seserve separate forums. Why, you ask? Because no one posts reviews or other treads worthy of consideration. Not to pick on you, but where are your reviews? Robroy is the Steeler Town champ with two reviews. That is sad.

I can assure you that being lumped with Pittsburgh is hard, but being lumped with New York would be intolerable.

A few weeks I posted a mock challenge to this group. Not only did no one respond to the post (wimps all) no one posted a review. Either this board is populated by fraud's who don't hobby or illiterates who can't post. Or no one is listening.

Numbers count. Screw and post more.

Awl4knot


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[dottiesunfish]

I will say this. There is another site out there that the pittsburgh market is very big in. In fact most of the Pitt providers do not want to be reviewed on any site but that one. I think that's why this board, and others haven't take off in the Pitt area.

 

[Yellow Dango]

Do you mind sharing the name of other site? I am in eastern PA and would love to know the best site to use when I am in western PA.

Thanks!

 

[Marlena Searcy]

I second that question. What is the other site? ASPD had all kinds of info and reviews. Nothing is being posted here. I haven't posted anything because I haven't seen anyone new since joining this site. Money and time is a little tight right now but I'm looking and saving up to celebrate spring which is only about 22 days away.

 

[A. E. Moreira]

Carmen Climax has retired after 16 months of exemplary service to become a full time student. I wish her the best. She is a great beauty and tremendous fuck for such a young girl.Awl4knot