Review: Early Morning Escape at Miami

[Irvinrexs]

Date: 09/08/2010
Provider: Angel???
Phone: 832-593-8800
Email Address: n/a
URL / Website: n/a
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: N. Hwy 6
Appointment Type: Spa
Activities: CBJ, CFS, K9, CG, RCG
Session Length: 60
Fee: $.60
Hair Length and Color: Medium/Dark Brown
Age: Mid 20's
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Cute, 5'0" about 110 lb Asian female with a pretty nice appearance. Probably about 34b, kindof flat on the back. A little pooch in the mid-section.
Recommendation: Yes

 

[Shelby J]

alwazrdy.

That was an excellent first review. Very well done.

SL

 

[Mario (Backup)]

Nice review!

 

[academicns]

Good job!

 

[Sam Fisher]

Thanks for the feedback and info

 

[breespectacular[:]

I went there about two weeks ago and had all three girls for $$ including Ruby for greek! I could barley walk when I left. I think this was one but I thought they said Amy. Nice body on her.

 

[arcusx]

Glad someone else understands how far $$ can go at this place. I drop $$ and get multiple girls here over half the time without even asking. The girls that typically run through here are quite generous if you open your wallwt just a bit more. They genuinely seem to enjoy playtime together.

 

[mr. macfriendly]

Very nice info on the possibility of multiple girls for
Just $40 more.

 

[Casey Jane]

I don't think it's just .4 more. I think he means $$ on top of the door fee.

 

[Gerrymander]

Na.... bbs pays $$. But to get his level of service, you have to be a regular....

 

[uno1]

I got Lucky, I showed up after work on a slow mid week day and Ruby made the offer. Craziest Spa trip ever! just $$, I never spend over $$ for pussy.

 

[Hayden K.]

From the way the ads read and what gets shared here doesn't seem to match.

 

[fhotoace]

I always drop 2 bills there, and have had many multiple girl experiences...in my experience generosity and not being pushy or to forward can go a long way for you. The girls get to know your face and they know that you will take care of them, so they actually enjoy their time with you. Plus if they know they are going to cum too...its all good. Nothing like getting paid and hitting the o! Used the same approach and got the same type of service at another spa on 1960 before it shut down. I was a reg there for 2 years and then found miami when they shut down. Thats just me though...i know it can be tough for everyone to just go in and drop 2 bills everytime.

 

[Aces]

I don't want to bust your bubble too badly, but umm girls at spas are like any other girls. They fake it. And girls that do this for a living especially fake it. These girls get hotdogs thrown down their hallway all day every day, they probably don't even feel anything. And that's great that you think you're getting them off because you think you have a big wang, but again, these girls tell everyone they have a big wang.

 

[conservativegirl]

I love the haters on this website! Lol Never said anything bout having a bit dick, but I def know the diff between a mouth full of a chicks cum and her piss=) I m sure alot of you out there had no idea that this was one of their tricks to make you think they are getting off. A quick little shot of piss and a body quiver has probably fooled a few of you out there. Sure wish I had a big dick, but I guess according to you it would have to be the size of a.mack truck to get one of these bitches off! As similar to what Dad stated before...i will disclose some secrets when I retire for good and half of you all will shit your pants and the half will bow down. You lawenforcement will do both!

 

[rockin_robin07]

^
I agree with LawEnforcement,
I talked to a couple of my female friends and we discussed this. I don't think a vagina can take that much abuse and not suffer from wear and tear. I think that most of these girls probably work 7 days a week but for the hell of it lets assume just 5. They probably work 10 hours a day, with lets say 4 customers a day (slow and good days averaged out) they have probably been at it since they where 18 (or even younger) but for this calculation we will assume the legal age of 18; thus a 24 year old based on "loose" calculations (excuse the pun) would have serviced 960 customers a year totaling to 5760 customers in all. An average slutty/nymphomaniac girl would probably only average half of that and most of the time they are having sex for pleasure which would make them care for comfort.

I can imagine most, maybe 70% of the guys that go in to these AMP's could care less about the girl as long as they get to bust. That means a lot of exposure to penis's of different girth, size thrusting with unique patters and penetrating angles. That means basically every part of the masseuses' vaginal spectrum has at least once been abused which probably nullifies the feeling of having any pleasure deriving from sexual intercourse. Of course the metaphysical state of her mind could drastically alter things; had you taken her out to a romantic dinner, she found you attractive, was a little tipsy from the red wine thus making her "hot" this could manipulate her psyche to enjoy sex, and thus lead to a orgasm. A similar effect would be "bigboyspike's" allure of tipping generously. But this is all my speculation of course...

 

[Andrea]

Rookies! Lol Hopefully some of you all out there will figure out the true test one day to see if a chick really orgasmed or not! Anywho...just trying to help out a bit. I dont give a shit if any of you think a chick cums or not when I m with her or not. Just trying to offer some advice to those who are looking to get more bang for their buck. My point was...generosity, not being too forward, no expectations outside of a quick nut, and perhaps you may get a better spa experience...that was it. I like the math though...i have done that shit in my head about these chicks on many occassions!

 

[Kiss my befuddlement]

Girls don't have orgasms.

They don't poop either.

 

[Divine Oubliette]

Lol! Perhaps not...no big deal, as long as I get my nut=) perhaps they dont cum...but I have seen one shit before=) and thats the truth! Lol