Review: Horrible massage---actually not even a massage

Elliot R

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Date: 07/28/2010
Provider: Erika
Phone: 832 215 0937
Email Address: -
URL / Website: http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/indulging-massage-andhearts-andhearts-andhearts-21/8348356
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: NW Houston near 249 and louetta
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: None just a stupid massage which if i had gone to actual masseuse i would have got it for 60$
Session Length: 1 hr
Fee: 100 +20(my tip )
Hair Color and Length: short black
Age: early 20's
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Short around 5 but cute and maybe 110 lbs.. didn't get a chance to notice anything else
Recommendation: No
 
WOW that sux and not in a good way.

Her picture is very nice and would have drawn me in as well.

Thanks for TOFTT.

Maybe she will do better in the future.
 
He explained that in the Comment portion of the review.
 
sorry man some how I did not see that. Guess next time wait till the end to tip.
 
Her ad did state: "come get a real massage."

Who wuld uf thunk it?
 
But if you want a "real massage", you go to some gal named Greta who can bench press 300.

Well, you did get "screwed".
 
I also saw her several months ago because she was close to home and looked great. I got exactly what you did. NOTHING. Stay away, it would not matter if you saw her ten times you would get the same treatment.
 
This really sucks man.

If you post in the Body Rubs section, then a HJ is pretty much the bare minimum. If its only a massage, advertise in the therapeutic section.

Reminds one of Jacky and her girls.
 
I did a review on BP Sofia, which looks a lot like this Erika person. Basically the exact same scenario. Crappy massage, doesn't even talk much, but the price of the massage and the way she is dressed when you arrive, give you the impression that extras can be had. I think it's the same chick that I met. However, she does have a very nice incall, in a great complex. Thats about the only good thing I can say.


http://www.massageplanet.net/showthread.php?t=37563
 
Maybe a warning would have been in order, seeing you had a bad experience...one of the points of this site. Thanks for the heads up Tis...appreciate your input!!!
 
I concur, $100 for her service is a rip, she is a major scam artist, sorry you didn't see my post http://www.massageplanet.net/showthread.php?t=47433
 
I forgot these are the other numbers their using : avoid them!!! 832-647-7040 713-758-0569
 
Sorry to hear about your bad experience, tissot, but there is a lesson to be learned here.

From a high-level perspective, the general lesson is that the price of education is high.

However, from a more specific level, can you tell us what the lesson you learned here was?

Unless you can state the lesson yourself, you haven't learned it and if you haven't learned it, you will repeat it until you do learn it.

That is just how things work.
 
Lesson learnt here is try not to go to unreviewed massage therapists if i go also never tip them before the session is done

any other suggestions
 
Well, you seem to be learning, tissot and that is promising.

We all have to go through these losses to learn and some things we learn are difficult to put into words. It's more like you develop an inner feel of what you can expect when you talk with the girl in person.

Of the things that can be stated, yes, you do not tip before-hand in the vain hopes of getting extra service. Girls will only take advaneforum.xxxe of you when you do that. You tip them only after (and if) they have provided extra services.

Secondly, $100 for a massage is quite high in this market. Even without researching since sometimes there are no reviews and you are breaking new ground, you should discreetly inquire as to why the price is so high and if extra services are included. You probably won't that information over the phone, but you can ask delicately when you arrive and if the answer is not promising that you should leave - with your money still in hand!
 
I disagree in part. If we don't visit new, unreviewed ladies, we will never find the gems.
So many of us are happy to test the waters;

As far as the tip, yea, I agree - tips (to the extent they are given at all) should be reserved for after the session.

And on a side note:

Don't ever agree to give a tip, or "take care of her" IF she provides extra services - that opens you up for all kinds of potential trouble with the popo.
 
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