Review: Pity, Shame, and a Trail of Tears- Another Typical Night On Telephone Road

[Megan B]

Date: 9/14/2010
Provider: Tina and Kimberly at Jenney's Lounge
Phone: (713)643-8829
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: N/A
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: 5600 Telephone Road
Appointment Type: Other
Activities: CBJ, Mish, Standing K9, HJ, Double HJ, S&M
Session Length: 45 Minutes
Fee: $ plus drinks
Hair Length and Color: Tina-Medium Length, Black Hair
Kimberly-Shoulder Length, Black Hair
Age: 40's
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Tina- 5'4", 105 pounds, small A's, pretty face and tight body, no ass. The best looking and best body I've personally seen on T-road.

Kimberly- 5'6", 115, MM B's with huge nips, a little more ass, but the body was tight. Her face was a little rounder, more Korean.
Recommendation: Yes

 

[beck]

TMI!

 

[Hopefull]

Oh crap! I put this review in the wrong forum. I should have gone into the Other Forum. I hope this can be moved. I'm stupid........see above.

 

[DOLL]

Lo fucking L

 

[Jne_Uwambe]

kilngod, sometimes I just don't know if I should laugh or cry when I read your pathological reviews with the underlying masochist tendencies.

How many times must a man bang his head on the same brick wall before he realizes that the only thing that's going to break is his skull?

I would advise you to stay away from that area of town, but you won't listen!

Just is case, you need clarification of the term, the clinical definition is below:
1.Psychiatry . the condition in which sexual gratification depends on suffering, physical pain, and humiliation.

2. gratification gained from pain, deprivation, degradation, etc., inflicted or imposed on oneself, either as a result of one's own actions or the actions of others, esp. the tendency to seek this form of gratification.

 

[livewire9]

Holy monkey. And you still gave it a yes after all that?

 

[sandy sue]

Hmm, have you checked out the upstairs at the T-Road ABS? It might be an upgrade!

 

[rachel c]

Fast Gunn, I think this happens to me because I'm cheap. Also, I seem to lose the ability to run when someone has my balls in a visegrip. I just lay there and pray that it's over soon. It never is. Oh. you lucky bastards that are blessed with premature ejacualation. I envy you.

My math: 1 Indy ($300) = 2 AMPs (2 by $150) = 3 FBSM+ (3 by $100) = 5 T-roads (5 by $60) = 10 ABSs (10 by $30)
Instead of blowing my wad all in one load, so to speak, I choose some combination of AMP's, FBSM+, or T-road experiences for my monthly allowance. Perhaps, I should save up for a shiny, new in the box, indy. Of course, the ones with behind the scenes access will never see me, much less let me write a review on them.

 

[ross097]

I'm glad you put it here, or I would have missed out. ROFLMAO!

 

[Wendi888]

Bluballs, I give the girls a yes. Though, I would have to give a big "no" to me. I'll be going back in the next few days for a rematch, as soon as I can get my balls back into my pants.

I am thinking of filing Tina's fee with my health insurance. I think it should be allowable as a nonsurgical vasectomy.

 

[gibson_sg345]

You got a way with words young man. good read. Is Rose still around and available?

 

[Merry Christmas! :)]

I brought up Rose's name to her cousin, the bartender, all that I got was a harsh look. Evidently, that is a sore subject. She might be Indy, but someone mentioned that she had a new man. There are three new girls at Jenney's now. All three are better looking than anyone I've seen on T-road. Of course, I just said T-road. Tina, Kimberley, and Grace are working there. All of them were in good shape and better than average in the face. I think I'll try Kimberley next time. Tina's pushy attitude (hustler) turned me off a bit. Kimberley was a little more low key. Grace seemed to have the same attitude as Kim. She has blondish hair, probably mid 40's, and a little overdressed. It's possible she might think high of herself, but I didn't talk with her much. Jenney's has climbed to the top of the list for me, at least for now.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I loved reading this as it was so well written, relatable and just down right hilarious. Hopefully you did not miss your calling as a writer. Can't wait for the next one.

Thanks, kilngod, and no I am not going to wish you better luck next time because then it would not be as an enjoyable read.

 

[Cloe B]

I don't know what it is, but T-road brings out the author in me. My reviews from there tend to be long winded, but it takes more than a few words to describe all of the wild goings on there. I'm sure others have had similar or even more bizarre experiences, but they are too ashamed to admit it. Me? Shame is my middle name.

 

[Dadeo]

One of the funniest things I've ever read!

 

[Gabby]

Hey, I'll admit it.... t road can be a blast. I'm not ashamed. Some of these ladies are a real deal but like anywhere else, you got to play the game to win. Can't sit on the sidlines guys. Tell it like it is but tell it.

 

[Staci]

I've never met any ladies that were unpleasant on T-raod. I would rate their looks and age as comparable to the Harwin area. At both places, there are some are a little better than others. Their attitudes seem to be about the same.

On Harwin, you get a little more time with the massage, but fun time is about the same. Cost wise, if you play the game, like Beerman said, you'll spend less. Read some reviews and you'll have a pretty good idea on what to spend. If they don't meet your price, move on. As for lady drinks, this is one area where rookies need to be careful. If you've been in a few strip clubs, you'll be alright. I only buy ONE drink before going to the back room. I might buy one drink afterwards if she did a good job. Now when you are an unknown quantity, you'll need to buy two drinks at the start. Mamasan will need time to evaluate you. Speaking of mamasan, the best way to increase your mileage is to talk to her everytime.


As far as the room there is one hands down winner. Without a doubt, Harwin wins. Also, I've never seen a shower. After you become known, there are opportunities to go offsite, for example, their apartment. I tip a little more for this. There is also a shower, which is a plus. Their apartments are usually really nice.

As for performance, GFE is extremely rare on T-road. However, this might be to your benefit. I've had a few BBBJ's but I've done a little better on Harwin. One thing that I can definitely say about T-road, the girls are seem to be concerned about you getting your nut. At least this has been my experience. I think they are worried that something will get back to the mamasan. They don't like to piss off mamasan if you are a reular. This does NOT give you a license for bad behavior. Just like the girls, you do not want to piss off mamasan.

To sum up, there are tradeoffs. I like them both. I usually don't plan visits to either one. I just walkin when I'm in their area.

 

[thorn105]

Interesting last response, kilngod, but I'm not familiar with the part of Harwin you are referring to. Could you give some kind of directions/addresses of what is to be found there?

Thanks.

SL

 

[? Cuddle Fox ? [DRUNK!]]

I was referring to places like Sunshine, VIP, and Natural Therapy. I know there are a lot more places in the area, but these are the ones that I've visited. There are reviews of all three places in the spa section. Sunshine is my favorite, followed by VIP, and lastly Natural Therapy. At Sunshine and Natural Therapy, they give really good massages. They are far better than what you get at regular amps or nail salons. Sometimes, that is all one needs. Well, maybe a little more.

I must say that Susan at Sunshine is one of my favorites, anywhere.

I should had proofed my previous post (#17) a bit. I should have said that I haven't seen a shower on T-road and it is possible to go offsite with some of the Koreans there. I sometimes write too much and it greatly increases the chances of someone guessing my IQ. I think I'll quit writing now.

 

[momma merri]

Another instant classic from YOU, KG, the Ernest Hemingway of T-Road