WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON

[spankmepleez]

So, thinking guys were holding out on me LOL I went on an adventure to this place

Wellness massage Center Centre St

This place has been there for quite awhile. I think I've seen one review on it somewhere and there is fun to be had but the question is what fun? anyone?

massageplanet.net

to see if you guys were stashing a gem. Holy fack was I off base on that thought. I went and some smaller older Chinese woman was there? Small shop that you almost have to go outside to turn around then go back in. Went to the can to drain the bladder and the toilet and shower are crammed together so tight I had to contort myself so I could hit the target.

After I put myself back together I asked her how much and she said $60 for a half hour...I shook my head and asked if I heard her right and she said $60 for half hour. I said how much for an hour.....wait for it..WAIT FOR IT............................................ $120/hour! I said what again she said $120 per hour. I said that's ridiculous. Normally I would have walked but I already had my dick out so I said to myself ok maybe that includes a stroke or two and it better be good. Nope.

An already long story short, this was close to the worst massage I've ever had if you can call it a massage. She wanted an extra 3 greens for a he and I said no fuckin way so I said 2 greens or get your handoff my dick and get me my pants. She agreed to two greens more and commenced the action. To add insult to injury, the happy ending was a very sad ending and incredibly weird and ended with a semi and that was it. Wants you to shoot in about 30 seconds with some crazy weird jackhammer movements. That wasn't gonna happen. I was not in to it at all so I said enough. I gave her + 1 green and left.

So, I am not kidding here when I was thinking to myself...am I asleep and this is a nightmare or what? is someone fucking with me and I am in the Twilight Zone? I literally had to wonder if this $120 for an hour actually occurs. Who...I say who...the F is paying this?? who are the stupidos?? and what the hell happened to Calgary?? it was once such a great scene and for a long time but things are so far down the sewer now it really is hard to comprehend what is going on.

The end.

 

[Chevy111]

Her name is Linda and I’ve seen her several times, enjoyed the experience and left happy. $100 cash for a hh and happy exit.

I’ll repeat.

 

[Albertaman]

Her name is Linda and I’ve seen her several times, enjoyed the experience and left happy. $100 cash for a hh and happy exit.

I’ll repeat.

Nice ad


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[spankmepleez]

Nice ad


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no kidding. She obviously thinks she makes more at 1/2 hrs and doesn't want to do 1 hours making them so expensive that nobody bites. $100 for a half hr w HE is still whacko. Not only that, the WHOLE thing is terrible. Start to finish if you can even finish like that.

 

[Deleted member 123681]

I heard she’s really old ?

 

[Longname]

yes old and focusing on getting you in and out quickly. Have not been there recently but went there a couple of times years ago. Actually got a CIM finish for 100 bucks.

but no conversation, no tease, bad massage. I rather pay a little more for fun and enjoy my time there.

 

[Whitetea8]

I went there once after reading some decent reviews, I left thinking the same thing as original post. WTF. Will not return.

 

[mrwonderful17]

I think you’ll have better luck finding a gem on Kijiji or elsewhere. AMPs or massage centres can be hit or miss tho.

I prefer building a rapport with indies as it’s pleasant for both parties.

I’m new to the city, and will be reporting my Kijiji finds.

 

[spankmepleez]

I think you’ll have better luck finding a gem on Kijiji or elsewhere. AMPs or massage centres can be hit or miss tho.

I prefer building a rapport with indies as it’s pleasant for both parties.

I’m new to the city, and will be reporting my Kijiji finds.

good luck on Kijiji. I hope it works out for you but I have my doubts. Make sure to report even by PM if you want.

 

[mrwonderful17]

good luck on Kijiji. I hope it works out for you but I have my doubts. Make sure to report even by PM if you want.

There’s potential out there my friend, gotta stay in it for the long haul. The holy grail is out there xD

 

[Chevy111]

Hi,

Linda is how old! Looking for 50+….looks not important.

Definitely in her fifties/sixties. Very plain looking, pleasant and accommodating.

 

[Albertaman]

So, thinking guys were holding out on me LOL I went on an adventure to this place

Wellness massage Center Centre St

This place has been there for quite awhile. I think I've seen one review on it somewhere and there is fun to be had but the question is what fun? anyone?

massageplanet.net

to see if you guys were stashing a gem. Holy fack was I off base on that thought. I went and some smaller older Chinese woman was there? Small shop that you almost have to go outside to turn around then go back in. Went to the can to drain the bladder and the toilet and shower are crammed together so tight I had to contort myself so I could hit the target.

After I put myself back together I asked her how much and she said $60 for a half hour...I shook my head and asked if I heard her right and she said $60 for half hour. I said how much for an hour.....wait for it..WAIT FOR IT............................................ $120/hour! I said what again she said $120 per hour. I said that's ridiculous. Normally I would have walked but I already had my dick out so I said to myself ok maybe that includes a stroke or two and it better be good. Nope.

An already long story short, this was close to the worst massage I've ever had if you can call it a massage. She wanted an extra 3 greens for a he and I said no fuckin way so I said 2 greens or get your handoff my dick and get me my pants. She agreed to two greens more and commenced the action. To add insult to injury, the happy ending was a very sad ending and incredibly weird and ended with a semi and that was it. Wants you to shoot in about 30 seconds with some crazy weird jackhammer movements. That wasn't gonna happen. I was not in to it at all so I said enough. I gave her + 1 green and left.

So, I am not kidding here when I was thinking to myself...am I asleep and this is a nightmare or what? is someone fucking with me and I am in the Twilight Zone? I literally had to wonder if this $120 for an hour actually occurs. Who...I say who...the F is paying this?? who are the stupidos?? and what the hell happened to Calgary?? it was once such a great scene and for a long time but things are so far down the sewer now it really is hard to comprehend what is going on.

The end.

I had totally missed this post when I previously commented. Only thing I can say is that this sounds Uber painful. Anyone considering a life of celibacy as a priest probably only needs two or three such visits and then the decision making would become much easier.


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[spankmepleez]

There’s potential out there my friend, gotta stay in it for the long haul. The holy grail is out there xD

I've probably been in this longer than you ever been alive.

 

[Bullet]

There’s potential out there my friend, gotta stay in it for the long haul. The holy grail is out there xD

Agreed. . Don't set your expectations and standards too high . And you will find them

 

[mrwonderful17]

I've probably been in this longer than you ever been alive.

Teach us Master

 

[Guy2013]

Seen Linda several time over last few years, massage was good and pricing was the norm. Finish was not rushed. Bottom line is she is older, but so are some of us, would repeat

 

[Fordtruck]

Seen Linda several time over last few years, massage was good and pricing was the norm. Finish was not rushed. Bottom line is she is older, but so are some of us, would repeat

Hum


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[Deleted member 92199]

same thing I posted a couple days back - the prices here for sub par service or even a normal massage is too high (25-30% more than Toronto / Vancouver prices), and most of the suckers here seem to continue to encourage these high prices due to their desperation.

 

[Deleted member 92199]

hazel in NW increased her price from $80 to 90, same thing with the new Afro provider in taradale. Worst increase I had seen was with Princess in NW - she did a 60 Minute massage and Nuru on flip for 160 last year and now its just $120 for a sensual massage with nothing else - a nuru now sets you back by $200. People should stop paying crazy prices.