YEMV (Your Experience May Vary)..

[CBear6]

Etown Pooners:

YEMV...Your Experience May Vary..and significantly, from that of the session posted by another reviewer., in Etown!!

You read a positive glowing review from one pooner..you go see the girl..and to you, it's a so so session, or even worse, it's a very disappointing experience...you think her service is the pits, and you wonder what all the fuss is about..

To the newbies, this is an extremely important concept to understand..you're not going to get the same session as someone else..

So let's look at some of the reasons for this reality of pooning..

* You just didn't have any chemistry with the lady..she was tired..you were tired..she had a poor client previous to you..whatever the reason, you didn't click at all..

* You like and are looking for a certain look about a lady's face, figure and form...and her looks didn't excite you as much as it did the reviewer..it happens. When it does, you're not turned on so much..

* Different reviewers like and look for different types of sessions...some like raw action and posse pounding...others like slow, sensuous, gentle and lingering..you'll need to ascertain if you like the same elements as the reviewer..

* Original reviewer is a shill, and you fell for it..

* More rare, the reviewer got a discount, or freebie, from the lady or agency with the understanding of a rave review in exchange..the lady knows in advance the pooner will be doing a review, so she gives a hot session just to that pooner...you come in as a regular joe blow, and you get a totally different experience..hey, it happens in this industry..

* Reviewer has a vested financial interest in the SP or MP where the reviewed lady is working..same scenario..

* You schedule your session at a very late time of the day or night, at the end of her shift..she's sore, exhausted, drained..you're not going to get her best..

* Some reviewers tend to embellish their reviews a bit, so you have to read between the lines, so to speak..

* The reviewer went in to see the lady in the MP using his board handle...he has a good rep..lady reads the boards, so gives him a great session , knowing he'll be doing a review..

You, on the other hand, go in as joe schmoe..Not quite the same reception..

If any of you more experienced pooners know of other reasons for this, pls add to this thread to help the newbies..

 

[javon]

Keep in mind, that if you go and meet the SP. And you look like you have been
dragged thru a knot hole backwards. You may be a no goer.

 

[Rockownsrap]

The time of day has a huge impact on performance for SOME SPs (AND clients). I have found that some SPs are way better in the morning while others are way better in the evening. It is kind of weird, but seems to be the case. Personally, I always do morning pooning sessions if at all possible. That is when I am most perked up and ready to party. So... if I encounter an SP that doesn't really do mornings, I tend to shy away.

 

[DavidaMurdock]

Whoops...forgot about this one..

You may have neglected some aspect of your hygiene:

http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showpost.php?p=141527&postcount=7

 

[Gringa_uno]

If you walk in to the MP. And your jaw is on the floor,tounge hanging out, and drool running down your face.

Ders your sign

 

[Katelyn F]

When your walking down the hall. And you slap the hostess on the ass and say "your next".


Ders yer sign.

 

[Pompal 09.]

When you are laying on the table getting a massage. And the first thing you do is grab the kitty.



Ders yer sign

 

[SarahBear]

When your getting a massage. And she is poking you to see if the turkey is thawing.



Ders yer sign

 

[Kaki King]

OK. All my posts come down to this. Show all SP RESPECT, be honest,be a gentleman, and find that common thread between the two of you.
Throw them off of that mechanical session by being truely interesting.

 

[BeBe]

Awesome. You get a gold star for that one Plumberboy! Best piece of advice I've seen yet (except for the bit about ass washing... that one is king).

 

[forgiven490]

Actually, the last appointment slot is my favorite. I don't have to worry about running overtime because I usually leave a buffer for cleaning up at the end of the night and, because it's my last appointment, I don't have to worry about saving any energy for the rest of the day.

Of course YEMV from girl to girl on this one.

 

[Mogsy]

Thanks Lilith. A gold star? I was hoping for 2 blondes. One being french and the other being sassy.

 

[Pompal 09.]

And are you sure you'll be able to survive such an experiance?

Alas thee Plumberboy, I knew him well.

 

[Ally]

What a coincidence... I happen to know both a French blonde and a sassy blonde!

I don't know if I'll introduce you though... kinda offended that you spurned my gold star... . I don't give those out lightly you know.

 

[Tdog]

I'd be happy with an atta boy or a lollipop

 

[chickens]

Lilith, I wouldn't shun your gold star! Ask Victoria, I cherish my sweet hearts.

Mick will you give the elegy?

 

[ddti]

I think that Giggles has a lollipop..

 

[Black Delilah]

I'm same way. Better in the morning than in the evening and afternoon.