Maya @ Muse - I dont see what the hoopla is all about

[Aristotle]

Saw her today. First the negatives. She took her sweet time coming to the room. The session finished ten minutes early.

Her looks are ok at best. Nice tits. Her body has some fat on it. You can see some cellulite on her tummy. While she was giving me a body slide, her tummy was grumbling loudly. Turn off.

Her massage skills are next to zero. She does the pinching thing for ten minutes before asking what type of session I want. Zero teasing. Her hands didn't go anywhere near little john before the flip.

Quite frankly, I would see about three girls at Muse before I see her again. Talia for me has been the best so far at Muse. With Maya, I don't see the hoopla. It could have been a connection thing I don't know. But I had a mediocre session with her.

 

[manyman]

Have no fear.

Johnk and Hunter will turn this thread around in no time. This will turn into a Muse love fest as soon as those two get wind of your negative review.

 

[JAP]

heeheheeehe ...

I mean, what are your thoughts on this G20?!!!!

 

[Iluvsoccer]

LOL! So true. How dare I say something negative about beloved Muse. I don't hate Muse I just think its way way way overhyped.

 

[misuti]

hahah I think that JohnFK guy thinks he's their boyfriend or something..that dude is obviously obsessed and has some issues

 

[Pompal 09.]

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[ROBIN K]

Thanks for an honest review... there are to many shillers.

 

[Strawberry Julius]

Sad to hear this, I thought I was the only one when Sadie seemed to take forever to come to my room as well. I had even arrived at my appointment a couple of minutes early, yet she didn't enter the room until near 10 minutes after I'd already been showed in by the receptionist. It doesn't take THAT long to do a courtesy rinse off (especially when you already shower thoroughly at home before your visit like I always do).
Then it was a few quick minutes of massage, 10-12 minutes of finish and it was shower time again and back out the door.

Starting to wonder if 30 minutes should be quoted as "including before & after shower time"...

 

[Dorkie Yorkie :D]

You mean you just got 15 minutes of her time + 10 waitings + 5 showers... mmmm does not good!

 

[SarahM]

More like 20 min of her time +/- 2 minutes shower & dressing, over a period of 35 minutes... That's factoring in 5 minutes early arrival which is my own fault for being a keener, but she didn't have any other clients at the time, so I thought I'd we'd just start and finish earlier (or if I was lucky, a little extra time). So more like 8-10 minutes wasted/shaved on the half-hour, certainly not 15 or I would have stormed out.

 

[Maggie B]

Is this place safe? I thought only spas by the airport were license for this, heading back to states, want to try a few more spa's but no charges

 

[Sleazy P. Martini]

It's as safe as any other "holisic" massage place in town, and there are dozens of them. LE doesn't bust people unless they're a nuisance to the neighborhood, and this spa is located in a commercial complex next to three other similar spars (across from the same street, one even in the same complex).

The first time I went there I noticed LE parked across the street in front of a RIVAL spa, but afer watching him periodically for 30 minutes from afar, it turned out the cop was waiting to meet some other dudes in suits and they drove off together elsewhere after that. No bust like I originally feared. Muse is next to a dentist office, but I didn't seem to get any glances from people in their waiting room as I made my way to the door.

It's as safe as this MP hobby gets, outside of Mississauga where Body Rub Parlors are licensed and thus can advertize their services openly.

 

[swimma]

Just did some research online BY Laws, I will stick to Brampton after reading the BY Laws, Royal Spa looks like it is worth a try.
Thanks for your quick response though, Toronto has had a lot of issues,
Check this out , The other ones list nude , wow
http://royalspa.ca/rates.php

 

[70s]

I saw Maya/Raya a while ago.

IMO only of course:

POSITIVES:

Friendly personality
Open minded
Decent service
Pretty face

NEGATIVES:

Crappy massage
A couple of ugly tattoos (WHY ?????)
You know how you look at some girls and say: "If she lost 20 lbs she'd be really hot..." I'm not trying to start a war on standards of beauty but I agree with the OP on this point.

Anyway, I can see how some guys really like Maya, but I get great service from other MPA's I'm very attracted to.

 

[nirvana]

I think maya might even have her own muse website....http://www.mayasmuse.com/

 

[Miss Misery]

When she was known as Raya the glowing reviews piled in. But if I'm not mistaken this is the first review of her using the handle Maya. Thanks for the heads up, I was planning to see her at some point but now I think I'll pass. Still some good talent at Muse - Brooklyn, Brittney, Bailey and Talia is also on my TDL.

 

[Dawn G]

Dude that's not her! Funny though.